Please don't be deceived by my current situation As unlikely as it seems, I'm a PvP sensation A legend in my time, not a legend in my mind So if it's all the same don't make me get my main
Make me get my main Make me get my main
So if you don't believe I'll arrange a demonstration I was trying to spare you the pain of death and devastation But if you must insist on camping me like this Well prepare yourself for pain, cuz I'm gonna get my main
Gonna get my main Gonna get my main
Well you've worn my patience thin and inflamed my aggrivation Now my main will make you wish you'd observed my exhortation Well it's too late now for you cuz your camping days are through So just remember through the pain that you made me get my main
No! Wait!
You killed my main You killed my main
Big Blue Dress
I've been kicking ass since the dawn of time I'm just a killing man that's reached my killing prime I burn and I plunder as it suits my desire The weapon of my choice is "great balls of fire"
Chorus: So why, I ask, it just doesn't make much sense That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress I mean what, may I inquire, were you thinking on that day When you conjured up for a man like me a robe that looks so gay
Ahhhh sit right back and your troubles melt away Ahhhh he uses fire but his robe looks so gay
I was taught my craft at the dawn of pain You may not like my methods but you'll surely know my name I just think incendiary thoughts and my hands burst into flames A few moments later and you'll never be the same
(Chorus)
So if you're embarrassed and you hang your head in shame You'd like an opportunity to redeem your worthy name Well just remember this: when next you look to kill That a man who's truly skilled can look quite good in twill
Darrowshire
I've seen a great many things that cause a man to wonder I've seen a great many things that can tear a man's heart asunder But the day that will not let me go, it haunts me to my burning soul Is the day I found Pamela wandering Darrowshire
Can you help me find my dolly? I left her by the window sill Have you seen my daddy? I think he went off to war And can you tell my family I've been missing them for oh so very long Ask them why'd they leave me here alone in Darrowshire
I bring word from your sister, she's alive and well in Winterspring Here I found your dolly, it's up to you to keep her safe And your father's coming home again. The war for him is over And your spirits once again may be at rest in Darrowshire
Ulduar
I ain't got no epics I ain't got no achievements 'cause I ain't first rate I can't even clear Naxxramas But you know Ima be your favorite group mate Invite me girl
Chorus: Baby it's alright, now You don't have to PUG around me Everything's farmed, Maly, Naxx and Sarth 3D The raids are boring, I don't wanna PvP Wipe the raid 'til we get it right
Nothin' left to do, let's do something new So come meet me at Ulduar Nothin' left to do, waitin' in the queue But I don't want any Ulduar I don't need achievements or buffs please I'm so ready now for Ulduar Nothin' left to do, we need something new 'Cause I want ...
I ain't got no titles I ain't got no fancy-schmancy epic mount We can't go nowhere heroic It don't matter 'cause there is really nothin' left Where we goin' girl?
Chorus: Baby it's alright, now You don't have to pug 'round me Everything's farmed, Maly, Naxx and Sarth 3D The raids are boring, I don't wanna PvP Wipe the raid 'til we get it right
Nothin' left to do, let's do something new So come meet me at Ulduar Nothin' left to do, waitin' in the queue But I don't want any Ulduar I don't need achievements or buffs please I'm so ready now for Ulduar Nothin' left to do, we need something new Cause I want (to go to/no part of) Ulduar
Summergale I don't got heroic raids I do alliance raids Listen Summergale, Hop on my mechano-hog, and we'll never log So listen Summergale Once you PvP with me We're gonna pwn, you see So listen Summergale When you're gankin' you won't go back, You won't go back, yeah
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